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"Of course you still make me laugh, just not out loud."
"Technically, it's not your time yet, but we were sick of your complaining."
"My wife's in the bedroom."
'I've been making popcorn for 63 years and I've never once gotten sick of the taste of it... no wait, I just did.'
"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."
"Just 'til the elections are over."
'Trump Free Hour 4-7'