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The sound of mucus.

The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus

"It could be up to a week, but we do have loaners."

'This prescription will be expensive to fill. You might want to try it's generic form...chicken soup.'

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

'I'm really sorry to see you so unwell...I blame it on the stress of the job, the punishing workload, the grinding hours!...Which is why I've brought you these files you can work with from home.'

'Release the Kraken!'

'If you ask me, he's glad the vet doesn't make house calls.'

'Fingers crossed this is the last time I have to visit the old goat.'

'Knock it off. You're not that sick.'

"Uh, oh...I was supposed to rub this on your back..."

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

'Mommy doesn't need a thermometer. Let me feel your nose.'

'Thank you for taking mothering to another level.'

"Uh oh...I was supposed to rub this on you back..."

'They don't have any side effects, nor any other effect whatsoever!'

'Of course it tastes bad! If it tasted good, you'd think it was ineffective.'

'I'm always first, I'm much quicker than the National Health Service.'

"There, that ought to hold you."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

'How's your cold? I made you a chicken soup sandwich.'

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

Contagious Diseases.

'I brought my doctor to verify why you're not at work, Shapiro.'