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'There are millions of bacteria in your intestines, anyway. What harm could one or two more do?'
"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."
'I'm afraid he's been struck by the zorrovirus.'
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upset stomach, upset stomachs, upset tummy, upset tummies, illness, suitcase, suitcases, illnesses, sicky bug, sicky bugs, bug, bugs, poos, healthcare, health care, pooping, pooing, poorly, poorliness, poo, squits, diarrhoea, runs'I feel sick...I hope I'm not getting that Norovirus.'
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'Oh yeah...you get complimentary doggie bags for left overs or in case you feel sick.'