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Catch of the Day: Salmonella.
'I won't be in to work today... I woke up with a bug.'
'He's obviously not feeling good.'
'The girls must be feeling better...'
'I don't have time for throwing up.'
'Don't come over!'
'Suddenly I hate technology.'
'We could make up a new game.'
'No! I'm sick!'
'Let me rephrase that...'
Royal Mail unveils the gastroenteritis commemorative stamp...
Twisted Peel catches Norovirus.
'There are millions of bacteria in your intestines, anyway. What harm could one or two more do?'
"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."
'I'm afraid he's been struck by the zorrovirus.'
"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."
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Jeff has a Case of the Squits.
'I feel sick...I hope I'm not getting that Norovirus.'
"Tell you what...let's make a deal! You go to school and if it turns out you're really sick...you can hold that against me for the rest of my life."
'Oh yeah...you get complimentary doggie bags for left overs or in case you feel sick.'
'My compliments to the chef!'