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"What am I, chopped liver?"
'The 'Humungo Meal' comes with your choice of 2 sides...heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes or obesity.'
"Sorry sir, if you want fries with that, you'll have to upgrade to the Burger Deluxe 2.5.1."
Tags:burger, burgers, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, restaurant, restaurants, internet cafe, internet cafes, net cafe, net cafes, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, upgraded, software upgrade, side, sides, fries, addition, additions, update, updates, updating, web, internet, web upgrade, software update, meal, meals, main, mains
"Scaling walls is certainly a side effect, but it says nothing about ceilings."
Eating too many crab cakes had a profound effect on Dave.
That comes with a side? Okay, I'll have the freedom fries... No scratch that. Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled mashed potatoes.
Tags:statue, statues, liberty, liberties, side, sides, waitress, order, orders, ordering, orderer, customer, customers, fry, fries, french, american, usa, united states, mash, mashed, potato, potatoes, poor, tired, huddled, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, freedom, free, american dream, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'
Tags:nesting, nesting doll, nesting dolls, nesting doll joke, iterative, iterative joke, iteration, iterations, repeat, refrain, refrains, repeating, repeats, loop, looping, loop, motel, motels, highway, highways, gas, gas station, gas stations, diner, diners, roadside, road side, side, road-side, side of the road, drive, driving, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations
'What's the point at looking at your side of the argument when it's wrong?'
"Find out if the Stanton account is our bread and butter or our meat and potatos. I'll be at lunch."
Tags:office, offices, executive, executives, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, bread and butter, meat and potatoes, meal, meals, side, sides, lunch, lunch break, break, breaks, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, saying, sayings, expression, expressions
"Want to know what I think?"
Tags:baseball, baseballs, huddle, team huddle, team, wrong team, side, sides, switch sides, batter, bat, batting, pitch, pitcher, pitcher's mound, mound, team meeting, opinion, opinionated, unwanted, unwanted opinion, input, unwanted input, unsolicited, inappropriate, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, unhelpful, not helping, sport, sports, live sport, sporting, bad sport, unsolicited advice, bad advice, unwanted advice, patronise, patronising, patronised, patronize, patronizing, patronized, talk down
Honorable Justice or Judicial Activist?
"Are you going to trust your father's selective memory over mine?"
Tags:memory, memories, remember, remembered, miss-remembered, can't remember, bad memory, memory loss, selective, selective hearing, mother, mothers, mothering, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, parental, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, elder, elderly, old age, ageing, aged, age, daughter, daughters, trust, trusting, picking sides, side, sides, family, conflict, dinner
Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'
'Uh, which side did you say you were on?'
"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."
Tags:brain, brains, right, left, side, sides, rational, art, art, funky, communication, skill, skills, skilled, communicate, human brain, human brains, psychology, psychological, communication, communicate, communicates, communicating, right side of the brain, left side of the brain, myth, myths, hemisphere, hemispheres, neurology, neurologist, neurologists
'Eureka! I discovered a drug to cure drug side effects!'
'Do you want flies with that?'
Tags:spider, spider, arachnid, arachnids, entomologist, entomology, entomologists, fly, flies, fly catcher, fly catchers, flycatcher, flycatchers, insect, insects, insect eater, insect eaters, fries, french fries, chips, fast food, fast food worker, fast food workers, order, orders, ordering, side, sides, main course, main courses
"That's my plate. They said it comes with a side of my choice."
"Don't give me that. My lawyers assure me there's a loophole in your menu's no-substitution clause big enough to drive a truck through. Now, either I get my creamed spinach instead of those fried onion rings or we'll continue this discussion in court."
Tags:policy, policies, no substitution, no substitutions, store policy, store policies, restaurant policy, restaurant policies, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representative, legal representatives, nightmare customer, nightmare customers, customer, customers, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, onion ring, onion rings, side, sides, meal, meals, set menu, set menus, flexible, inflexible, inflexibility, pushy, obnoxious, difficult customer, difficult customers, tantrum, tantrums, temper
"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."
Tags:restaurants, restaurant, meals, meal, supper, dinner, waiters, waiter, cholesterol, health, heart, cpr, medical, calorie, calories, high cholesterol, heart attack, heart, food, order, unhealthy, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, death, dying, eating, eat, side, sides, dinner, lunch, diner, cafe, restaurant
"WHatever happened to mutual cooperation for the good of the country?"
"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."
Tags:wellness, wellness menu, wellness menus, yogurt, probiotic, probiotics, pro-biotic, pro-biotics, healthy eater, healthy eaters, healthy eating, diet, diets, bacteria, healthy bacteria, side, sides, healthy alternative, healthy alternatives, calorie controlled, calorie, calories, eating out, restaurant, dining, fine dining, healthy cuisine
Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, little miss muffet, restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, counter, counters, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, curds, whey, side, sides, lunch, lunches
Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.