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'... which in turn will cause side effects of nausea, for which I'm giving you Trylitol, which will induce temporary blindness, which I'll counteract with...'
'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'
"Your reaction is not uncommon. A lot of my patients experience 'roid rage."
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"It has unfortunate memory side effects. He never forgets to take the damn things."
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"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."
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"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."
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'It says right here, Mr. Dumpty, may cause dizziness and affect balance.'
'Buy Grimbalto for depression. (side effects include headaches, paranoia, thoughts of suicide and depression.'
'Relax. This swine flu vaccine has minimal side effects.'
'THis probably won't work, but we do have medications that will take care of the side effects.'
'Let's start by lowering your dosage of Omega-3.'
'I'm bored. Want to see whose medications have more side effects?'
"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."
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'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'
"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."
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I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'
"When I went off the medication, I went from happy, to grumpy, to sleepy, to dopey."
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'The pills I prescribed for dementia are causing a rash. Which would you rather have?'
'Before we discuss the side effects, Mrs. Gimler, I need to know if the hormone therapy is helping your mood.'
New weight loss pills.
'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'
'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'
'It says not to use heavy machinery when taking these. What's heavy machinery?'