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'... which in turn will cause side effects of nausea, for which I'm giving you Trylitol, which will induce temporary blindness, which I'll counteract with...'
'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'
"Your reaction is not uncommon. A lot of my patients experience 'roid rage."
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"Publicly, we're still saying there are no side effects."
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"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."
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"It has unfortunate memory side effects. He never forgets to take the damn things."
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"Well, the drug's no good, but the side effects are bitchin'."
"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."
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"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."
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"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"
'It says right here, Mr. Dumpty, may cause dizziness and affect balance.'
"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."
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'Buy Grimbalto for depression. (side effects include headaches, paranoia, thoughts of suicide and depression.'
"I heard the rabies vaccine causes blindness."
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"Now, I should mention ... there are a few side effects."
'Relax. This swine flu vaccine has minimal side effects.'
'THis probably won't work, but we do have medications that will take care of the side effects.'
'Let's start by lowering your dosage of Omega-3.'
'Human clinical trials start in six months. Sooner if we run out of mice.'
"Scaling walls is certainly a side effect, but it says nothing about ceilings."
"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."
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'I'm bored. Want to see whose medications have more side effects?'
"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."
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