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Old MacDonald Had An Optometrist
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'Good news. It's not pink eye or a pig sty...just mud in your eye.'
Pirate's Eye Chart.
'I think your intraocular pressure is very high.'
'Npotcz? I think it's one of those new government regulatory agencies.'
Santa Claus doing eye test, The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters,
'And now if you could close the other 650 eyes and read the bottom line...'
'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'
'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'
What makes you think I need my eyesight tested?
'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'
... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.
'They're the latest tri-focals. You can see close, far, and behind your back.'
'What do you mean the Optometrist said these would be in your price range'
Optometrist meeting agenda gets smaller on each line.
'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'
'What do you mean you can't read the top line?.'
'I've lost my glasses and can't look for them until I find them.'
'Fine, I'll take them.'
'My lawyer will read the fine print.'
'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'
NHS/Private Eye Care.
Optometrist practical jokes
'I need new glasses. These are all scratched from rattling round in my purse.'