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Old MacDonald Had An Optometrist
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'Good news. It's not pink eye or a pig sty...just mud in your eye.'
'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'
Pirate's Eye Chart.
'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'
'I think your intraocular pressure is very high.'
'Correct! And without looking. You really are the best optician in the country.'
'Npotcz? I think it's one of those new government regulatory agencies.'
Santa Claus doing eye test, The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters,
'And now if you could close the other 650 eyes and read the bottom line...'
Cat sitting doing eye test with PUUURRRR on the eye chart.
'Have you got one in English?'
What makes you think I need my eyesight tested?
'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'
... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.
'They're the latest tri-focals. You can see close, far, and behind your back.'
"You really need bifocals. Then you can read the fine print and see the big picture, too."
Optometrist meeting agenda gets smaller on each line.
'What do you mean you can't read the top line?.'
'I've lost my glasses and can't look for them until I find them.'
'Fine, I'll take them.'
'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'
NHS/Private Eye Care.
'I need new glasses. These are all scratched from rattling round in my purse.'
Optometrist practical jokes