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To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.
To his dismay, Vern's entire surgical team passes out at the sight of blood,
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As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.
Ok, Mr. Lipshy... What about now? Better or worse?
After a rare sighting, a string of phrases is born,
Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.
Sightseeing in the car
"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."
Alien Mount Rushmore
If you lived here, this sign would block your view.
'Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?' - 'It wouldn't help. I've left my glasses at home.'
'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'
'I started to do all my electrical work myself after I hired an electrician who was colorblind.'
A Blind window blind on the streets hoping for a donation.
'The arrival of Flight 208 will be delayed. They've run into some beautiful weather and they're taking in the sights.'
Colorblind? Remember: Red on top, green on bottom.
'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'
''A romantic weekend away in New York' you said... 'See the sights' you said...'
Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.
'Our team has gone undefeated since my players started wearing moral Blinders!'
'Missing left eye.'
Ophthalmologist Warren Claver was a lifelong 'Wizard of Oz' fanatic.