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"If you're ever sick of anything and your secretary needs some papers signed, I can do your signature perfectly."
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"No, this isn't a book signing."
'Don't sign any binding agreements that we can't un-bind.'
'Lefty Was Here'
Tags:left, left handed, left-handed, left handedness, left-handedness, graffiti, graffiti'd, sign, signed, signs, vandal, vandalism, vandalised, vandalized, vandals, hide, hidden, disguise, disguised, bad disguise, badly, kid, kids, child, childish, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, idiot, idiocy, obvious, stupid, stupidity
'I just love your work. It makes me fall asleep immediately.'
"Have you heard the news? Ben & Jerry's is turning pro."
'Please sign this.. it absolves me from any future litigation.'
'That's weird! Last year you signed your autograph left-handed.'
'The fine print can be read only if held up to a mirror.'
"Relax, Ashwell. We don't say 'Ka-ching' until the deal is signed."
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"I'm sorry Mr. Bond, but you can't just leave Comcast."
Tags:contract, contracts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, marketting, marketing, strategy, business strategy, money, subscriber, subscribe, subscription, subscriptions, contracted, contractual, sign, signed, leave, leaving, exit, exiting, exited, unable, difficult, difficult, modern marketing, modern business, modern business strategy, modern world, spin off, extreme, extremes, desperate, desperate measures, media, spoof, spoofed, parody, parodies, parodied
Pretending you're popular.
Forged signed memorabilia.
'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'
It suddenly dawned on Horace that his $500 autographed football was not authentic.
'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'
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'Coach! They figured out our 'bunt' sign!'
Tags:baseball, baseballs, base ball, base balls, player, players, bat, bats, batting, batted, batter, batters, batsman, batsmen, bunt, bunts, bunting, bunted, sign, signs, signed, signing, signal, signals, signalled, figured out, figures out, work out, works out, worked out, know, knows, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''
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Time & temp.
Life with a major league catcher.
Tags:baseball, base ball, major league, major leagues, major leaguer, major leaguers, catch, catcher, catchers, catches, caught, catching, signal, signals, signalled, signalling, signaller, signallers, sign, signs, signed, signing, hand signal, hand signals, silent, silence, mute, mutesin the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Oh, that's Kevin from the NBA development League, We signed him to a 10-day contract and he's been a huge help,'
Tags:basketball, basketballer, basketballers, help, heps, helping, helper, helpers, contract, contracts, sign, signs, signed, signing, signings, transfer, transfers, transferred, transferring, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cleaned, hoover, hoovers, hoovering, vacuum, vacuums, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'We're too late... He's already signed an organ donor card.'
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United States Constitution.