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"If you're ever sick of anything and your secretary needs some papers signed, I can do your signature perfectly."
Tags:sick, on leave, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, fill in, filling in, replace, replacement, sign, signed, signature, signatures, forge, forged, forgery, suck up, secretary, secretarial, boss, big boss, management, middle management, supervisor, supervisors, office ecology, office drone, rat race, office drones, working world, white collar crime, world of work, modern world, corporate, c corporation, corporations, top down
"I've been signed up by Netflix, too."
"No, this isn't a book signing."
'Don't sign any binding agreements that we can't un-bind.'
"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."
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"I was trying to send a text message, but it looks like instead, I just signed a contract with a new service provider."
'Lefty Was Here'
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'I just love your work. It makes me fall asleep immediately.'
"We started him signing at 6 months."
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"Have you heard the news? Ben & Jerry's is turning pro."
'Please sign this.. it absolves me from any future litigation.'
'That's weird! Last year you signed your autograph left-handed.'
'The fine print can be read only if held up to a mirror.'
"Relax, Ashwell. We don't say 'Ka-ching' until the deal is signed."
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"For goodness sake, wait till he's signed the McKimson deal!"
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"I'm sorry Mr. Bond, but you can't just leave Comcast."
Tags:contract, contracts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, marketting, marketing, strategy, business strategy, money, subscriber, subscribe, subscription, subscriptions, contracted, contractual, sign, signed, leave, leaving, exit, exiting, exited, unable, difficult, difficult, modern marketing, modern business, modern business strategy, modern world, spin off, extreme, extremes, desperate, desperate measures, media, spoof, spoofed, parody, parodies, parodied
Pretending you're popular.
Forged signed memorabilia.
'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'
It suddenly dawned on Horace that his $500 autographed football was not authentic.
'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'
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Tags:work, works, working, worked, worker, workers, caution, cautions, cautioned, warn, warns, warned, warning, warnings, builder, builders, labourer, labourers, office worker, office workers, sign, signs, signed, desk, desks, traffic sign, traffic signs, awkward, awkwardness, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Coach! They figured out our 'bunt' sign!'
Tags:baseball, baseballs, base ball, base balls, player, players, bat, bats, batting, batted, batter, batters, batsman, batsmen, bunt, bunts, bunting, bunted, sign, signs, signed, signing, signal, signals, signalled, figured out, figures out, work out, works out, worked out, know, knows, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''
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