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"Hey, I've operated on this guy before—there are my initials."
Tags:operation, operations, operating, operating room, operating rooms, medical procedure, medical procedures, sign, signs, signing, signature, signatures, autograph, autographs, autographing, malpractice, medical malpractice, lawsuit, lawsuits, calling card, calling cards, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, uncaring, hospital, hospitals, hospitalized
"It's for your own protection."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, fox, foxes, wolf, wolves, predator, predators, prey, protection, protect, bad idea, bad ideas, suspicious, questionable, dangerous, risky, contract, contracts, signing, business, businessman, businessmen, taking advantage, deception, deceptive
Sue the Author: 1pm-3pm
Tags:author, authors, book, books, novel, novels, signing, book signing, signings, book signings, meet, writer, writers, writing, lawyer, lawyers, solicitors, lawyer, attorney, attorneys, solicitors, copyright, copyrights, patent, patents, defamation, libel, libels, slander, sue, suing, indict, indicts, slanders
"You are, without a doubt, the worst publicist I've ever had!"
Tags:publicist, publicists, writer, writers, author, authors, book, books, book signing, book signings, signing, signings, bad publicist, bad publicists, marketing, advertising, publicity agent, publicity agents, agent, agents, publicity agency, publicity agencies, pr person, pr agency, pr agencies, public relations, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, book store, book, stores, book shop, book shops, bookseller, booksellers, book seller, book sellers
Meet the Author and his Agent
"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."
Meet The Ghostwriter
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, ghostwriter, ghostwriters, signing, book signing, bookshop, bookshops, meet the, behind the curtain, hidden
"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."
Tags:heart, heart problem, heart problems, heart stent, heart stents, signature, signatures, sign, signs, signing, autograph, autographs, open-heart surgery, open-heart surgeries, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, pride, cast, casts, patient, patients, operation, operations, support, supportive, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays
"Over the river and through the woods, to self-esteem-undermining grandmother's house we go..."
Tags:family, families, family trip, travel, travels, drive, driving, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, signing, sing, song, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, family criticism, judgement, self-esteem, low self-esteem, self-confidence, low self-confidence, criticise, criticized, criticised, undermining, grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, visit, visiting, poem, poems, poet, poetry, poets, thanksgiving, family gathering, holiday, holidays
Meet the Reader
"No, this isn't a book signing."
'Don't sign any binding agreements that we can't un-bind.'
'Oh no, I'm sure they'll believe me...but maybe you could sign them just in case?'
"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."
Tags:bureaucracy, bureaucrat, government, policy, policies, administration, king, kings, royal, royalty, royals, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, sign, signing, signature, signatures, paperwork, document, documents, form, forms, history, historical, medieval, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licence, license, licence, driver, driving, identification, identity, identity check, id, i.d., credit card, official, autograph, id check, your id please, modern life
Meet the Plagiarist
'I can't sign that behavior contract unless my attorney reviews it.'
"Don't shoot - I only want Brian Cox's autograph..."
Tags:alien, aliens, ufo, ufos, spacemen, space man, space men, spaceman, signature, signatures, autograph, autographs, physicist, physicists, physics, signing, fan, brian cox, spaceship, surrender, craft, ufo, unidentified flying object, gun, tank, contact, space, fans, alien invasion, alien invasions, tv presenter, tv presenters
"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"
Tags:america, american, us, united states, american history, history, declaration of independence, independence day, fourth of july, 4th of july, holiday, holidays, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, founding fathers, scheduling, timetable, timetables, making a timetable, choosing a date, deciding on a date, difficult decisions, signing, signature, signatures, government, american government, politics, thomas jefferson, benjamin franklin, john adams
Declaration of Independence - 'Can I borrow a pen?'
'It's ok, he's signed - release his children.'
"Would you sign it?"
'Are we expecting a fleet of super-size handcarts?'
'I just love your work. It makes me fall asleep immediately.'
Be the Author
Tags:book signing, book signings, meet the author, signing, signings, fake, fakes, fraud, frauds, fame, celebrity, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, writer, writers, writing, failed writer, failed writers, novelist, novelists, author, authors, book shop, book shops, bookshop, bookshops, book store, book stores, bookstore, bookstore, book, books, reading, favourite author, favorite author