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'I've just been laid off. Is it too late to sign that union card you were telling me about?'
'Hang on kid...you have to sign up before you get to play with the toys!'
'I'll also need your home address, phone number and social security number.'
"He says he's joining the army to see the world and be exempt from human rights law..."
Army Recruitment Centre - Defend the American Dream!
Warning people with clipboards operate in this area.
'He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.'
'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'
'That's my man, Ted, signing up a volunteer for the Anger Management Class.'
'We'll need your name, address, and accounting firm you worked for.'
Armed Forces Recruitment - We're looking for a few good masochists.
In a trade reminiscent of Johnny Damon to the Yankees, Santa Claus signs with Gimbel's for big bucks and shaves his face.
'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'
Military Recruiters...Please help the George Bush legacy. Enlist today!
Truth in advertising: MILITARY RECRUITMENT...Cannon fodder wanted.
'We were going to join the army together, but he turned out to be be 4-F.'
I think we should stop talking about our target demographic.
It's hard to commit to the army when they remember the dead and forget the living.
They send you to all the places refugees are escaping from.
Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'
'I think he wants to enlist in the K-9 corps!'
'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'
'The Army Recruitment team gave him a white feather for not signing up.'
'Ass kicking contest.'