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'It's not that Ted was a bad guy, he was just all out of 5's.'
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"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"
The big questions in life.
"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."
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"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."
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"I call no quitsies! No startsies! No more questions! You lose! I win!"
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"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
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'I said... SPEAK UP!'
ACME achievement test
'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'
The fumble bee
Accountants just want to have fun...
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"What foolish things remind you of me?"
"No, she likes me best!"
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'How could you kids be so irresponsible?! You bury your dad in the sand and then lose him, knowing full well that the car keys are in his pocket!'
'...When you make stupid errors, you sit on the other bench.'
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Mrs. Hanover would soon eat her words.
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"If it's still following me around at noon, you'll bet I'll eat it."
'I told you your idea of wheels on a cart was unworkable.'
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"Watch out for his right, Kid."
A skip full of fools.