Silly Questions Cartoons and Comics

"How old is a Major?"

"Are these beautiful? I can't ever tell?"

"Can you please identify which hand was mistakenly amputated."

"If I change my name to Red Cross, can I keep the donations?"

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

"Does any of them look like the man who stole your identity?"

"And why do you want to join our firm?"

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

Tax office in/out boxes read: Ask a silly question/Get a silly answer.

'Would you prefer a tiger to eat you, or a gorilla.'

'Excuse me!..D'you work here?'

'So what are you doing for your summer holidays?'

Silly Questions.

Silly questions to ask a Buddha....

Silly questions to ask Buddha: 'And is that your christian name?'

'I wonder where he gets his ideas from?'

"You're Pentagon? That's a five sided square, isn't it?

"Any big plans for your birthday?"