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I can be upgraded, can you?
'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'
The Silver Turfer.
Child Support Agency - 'Can you help us get our computers to work?'
'I was wrong...you can teach an old dog new tricks.'
'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'
Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background
"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"
"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."
'There's someone @ the door, dear.'
'I never knew there was a green crayon font.'
Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."
'...No, I'm not computer literate. I write letters with a pen occasionally writing them with a thing called a typewriter!'
My gran's on facebook!
Bad Parent Computers.
Bill's brother 'Boob' Gates: 'Bill? Yeah, my VCR is blinking '12' again...'
'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'
"Sombody say MOUSE?"
Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.
'No the computer has not been 'hacked by terrorists' - you've got the Caps Lock on.'
'No the computer has not been 'hacked by terrorists', you've got the Caps Lock on.'
Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'
Man on really old computer - SEARCH 'a new computer'
'I much prefer PC's to Macs...'