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“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”
"This information is on a need-to-know basis and Ferguson, God bless him, doesn't need to know."
"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."
"Sometimes the best ideas, Cosgrove, are the simplest ideas. Yours are just simple."
Mr. Drumpf is a moron.
Man at closed advertizing agency sees sign in window: Unplugged.
'Here's where you'll work! I know it's confusing, however we will provide paid training for you.'
Dogs are from Mars... cats are from Venus.
"For the latest in politics, I hand you over to Barb, who will mold your simpleton minds like clay. Barb?"