Simpletons Cartoons and Comics

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

"This information is on a need-to-know basis and Ferguson, God bless him, doesn't need to know."

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

"Sometimes the best ideas, Cosgrove, are the simplest ideas. Yours are just simple."

Man at closed advertizing agency sees sign in window: Unplugged.

Dogs are from Mars... cats are from Venus.

Gullible's Travels

"For the latest in politics, I hand you over to Barb, who will mold your simpleton minds like clay. Barb?"

"This job will have you dealing with rude, monosyllabic simpletons on a daily basis...but enough about your co-workers."