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"This is an opportunity to simplify your life - don't blow it."
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"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."
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"That there is the Gen 'Y' cube...we've consciously dumbed things down a bit, as failure is not an option!!"
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Playing the French horn:
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"Well yes, Simson. I suppose another way of putting it is 'buy low, sell high.'"
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"I like how you keep things simple."
"Then the king rewrote the tax code so everyone could understand it, and all the CPAs went out of business."
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The World's Easiest Airport
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"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"
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"And just how are we supposed to simplify our lives?"
"Being a minimalist, I don't twitter, I peep."
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"Adulits don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAAAH!"
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"Divorce was too complicated -- I just retired from marriage."
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"Well, we said we were going to simplify our lives and we did."
"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."
"Technology isn't so fancy. When I was a girl, we had something like a 24-hour weather channel, too!"
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"Papi, how come we don't live in a mansion?"
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'I want this rewritten so that even my husband could understand it.'
"I've simplified our work process!"