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"'Coulda, woulda, shoulda'... yeah, we get a lot of that."
"Don't make me come down there!"
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Seven deadly sins store
"I hope this isn't meant to be a criticism of our current life style."
"Avarice, gluttony, lust, and overweening pride. Well, welcome aboard, Mr. Dexter!"
"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."
'Thank you for choosing our automated service, for venial sin, press one...'
The Seven Deadly Suits
'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'
'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'
"Saturday night, Your Eminence. The nuns are ready for their bath."
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"Bless me, Father, for I have wind."
The first temptation of Christ.
"Thanks, but we decided to go ahead without the apple."
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"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"
"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."
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"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."
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"I see you're enjoying our reflecting pool, General."
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"I run a legitimate business! Stop referring to your paychecks as the 'wages of sin'!"
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'I'm happy to announce that the international society of child-pageant parents will be relocating here next year.'
"Honestly, I don't know why we bother to live in sin..."
Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."
'Here's my plan. First we blind them with moral righteousness...'
'You might feel a slight burning sensation.'
The devil carrying a young devil on his back.