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'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'
"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."
'Here's my plan. First we blind them with moral righteousness...'
'Put it in writing!'
'It's not too bad once you get in.'
Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'
"NOW are you ready to renounce your sinful ways?"
Super-Senses-Man is washing dishes, when suddenly...he senses something...a closing of a portal that could lead to unspeakable consequences and sinfulness.
"It's just an apple... You wait 'til money is invented..!!