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"So, you like kids?"
"I've had to be both mother and father to them."
"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."
"Mom, Dad's cooking a gourmet dinner tonight...but first he needs your recipe for boiled water."
'My cat comes from a single-parent family, and she's doing okay.'
"Dad, the school wants to know if you can be a tutor."
"Well, we all vote on what's best for the family...and then we do exactly what our leader says."
"Sergio, you are the best father in the world. Except, you know, when you're not."
"What's wrong with Dad? He says the days aren't big enough to do everything he needs to do."
"I don't like this! You're in front of the TV all day long! You need to get off that couch, young man!"
'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'