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Superman Heads Back To The Fridge
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"If it makes you feel better—yes, I am heterocentric."
"That was my answering cervix."
"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."
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"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."
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"How come we never sleep at my place?"
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"On my way home today on the bus, a lone grape rolled down the aisle and came to rest near my foot. It was pale free and looked to be of the seedless variety."
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"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."
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"He's sweet but he's a registered gun nut."
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"He's been married before but he has excellent blue book value."
"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."
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"Technically, my bachelorhood isn't so much confirmed as it is legislated."
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"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."
"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."
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"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."
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"I'm very, very fussy when it comes to men."
"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"You figure it. We're not gay, we don't use drugs, and we still got it."
Tags:single, single life, bachelor, bachelors, bachelor pad, bachelor pads, lonely, loneliness, mystery, mysteries, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, whine, whines, whining, moan, moans, moaning, unattractive, trapped, roommate, roommates, roomie, roomies, lab rat, lab rats, rat, rats
"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."
A turkey displays a deck of cards.
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"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."
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"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."
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"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"
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"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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"I'm inside the cake waiting to jump out."
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