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Superman Heads Back To The Fridge
Tags:bachelor, bachelors, life, everyday, every day, ordinary, ordinary life, normal, normal life, bachelor pad, bachelor life, hero, heroes, heroic, superhero, superheroes, living alone, lonely, alone, loneliness, single, single life, living alone, independence, independent, independently, hungry, hunger, bored, boring, boring life, bored life, modern, modern world, modern life, modern living, home alone, alone at home
"If it makes you feel better—yes, I am heterocentric."
"That was my answering cervix."
"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."
Tags:oprah, oprah winfrey, giveaway, giveaways, handout, handouts, hand out, hand outs, free car, free cars, new car, new cars, car, cars, date, dates, dating, single life, expectation, expectations, expectant, expecting, unrealistic, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, talk show, talk shows, talk show host, talk show hosts, gift, gifts, free gift, free gifts
"How come we never sleep at my place?"
Tags:bed of nails, beds of nails, uncomfortable, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, stay over, stays over, staying over, yogi, yogis, sleep over, sleeps over, sleeping over, apartment, apartments, bed, beds, discomfort, sleepover, sleepovers, single life, single lives, asceticism, ascetic, ascetics
"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."
Tags:feet, foot, attraction, duck, ducks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, bird, birds, animal, animals, date, dates, dating, single life, dating scene, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
"On my way home today on the bus, a lone grape rolled down the aisle and came to rest near my foot. It was pale free and looked to be of the seedless variety."
Tags:bus, buses, public transit, public transportation, transportation, commuting, commuter, commuters, litter, messy, grape, grapes, lonely, loneliness, alone, single, singles, single life, forever alone, daily grind, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, pet, pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, animal, animals, man's best friend
"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."
Tags:business relationship, business relationships, co-worker, co-workers, coworker, coworkers, affair, affairs, colleague, colleagues, workaholic, workaholics, work-obsessed, work obsession, briefcase, briefcases, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, date, dates, dating, single, single life, move too fast, moves too fast, moving too fast, fear of commitment, commitment, executive, executives
"He's been married before but he has excellent blue book value."
"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"
"He's sweet but he's a registered gun nut."
Tags:gun, guns, gun nut, gun nuts, gun enthusiast, gun enthusiasts, gun culture, gun control, right to bear arms, right to keep and bare arms, second amendment, date, dates, dating, single life, democrat, democrats, liberal, liberals, dilemma, dilemmas, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."
Tags:love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, out of the closet, closet, under the radar, radar, pass, passing, single, single life, bachelor, bachelorhood, confirmed bachelor, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, word play, play on words, word-play, after work, post-work, drinks, drink, drinking, friend, friends
"Technically, my bachelorhood isn't so much confirmed as it is legislated."
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"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."
"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."
Tags:invite, invites, inviting, invitation, invitations, crime scene, crime scenes, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, ominous, date, dates, first date, first dates, single life, bad date, bad dates, awful date, awful dates, invite up, inviting up, excuse, excuses, good night, saying good night, single, singles, blind date, blind dates, wild story, wild stories, mess, messes, messy
Single and Offended
"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."
Tags:meet, meets, meeting, one night stand, one night stands, introduce, introduces, introducing, introduction, introductions, modern relationship, modern relationships, modern life, modern times, date, dates, dating, single life, promiscuous, promiscuity, meet, meets, meeting, greet, greets, greeting, greetings
"I'm very, very fussy when it comes to men."
"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
Tags:fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, intelligent, intelligence, incompatible, incompatibility, compatible, compatibility, chemistry, lack of chemistry, date, dates, dating, single life, desperate, desperation, brain, brains, academic, academics, scholar, scholars, educated, educated people, egghead, eggheads, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, geeky, nerdy, scientist, scientists, study, studies, studying
"You figure it. We're not gay, we don't use drugs, and we still got it."
Tags:single, single life, bachelor, bachelors, bachelor pad, bachelor pads, lonely, loneliness, mystery, mysteries, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, whine, whines, whining, moans, moaning, unattractive, trapped, roommate, roommates, roomie, roomies, lab rat, lab rats, rat, rats
"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."
A turkey displays a deck of cards.
Tags:cards, pick a card, magician, magicians, magic trick, magic tricks, illusion, illusions, close-up, close-up magic, magic, deck of cards, fan out, fans out, fanning out, woo, woos, wooing, flirt, flirts, illusion, illusions, illusionist, illusionists, display, displays, displaying, feather, feathers, single, single life, bachelor, bachelors
"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, looking for love, searching for love, looking for mr. right, searching for mr. right, finding mr. right, single, singles, single life, alone, forever alone, lonely, giving up, encouraging, encouragement, woman, women, duck, ducks
"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."
Tags:sarcastic, sarcasm, sarcasticness, text, texts, text message, text messages, misread, misreads, misreading, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, tone, tones, date, dates, dating, single, single life, single lives, misinterpret, misinterpreting, misinterpretation, hard to read, difficult to read, prickly, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, modern life, online dating, online date, online dates, internet dating, internet dating site, internet dating sites, ambiguous, ambiguity
"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"
Tags:moose, antlers, alpha, alphas, alpha man, beta, beta man, beta men, dominance, date, dates, dating, single life, assert your dominance, asserting your dominance, animal kingdom, mate, mates, show off, shows off, showing off, weak, weakness, power, powerful, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, machismo, gender performance, gender performances