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"That was my answering cervix."
"How come we never sleep at my place?"
"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."
"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."
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"Women want more these days, Bill - it's not enough just to be a jerk anymore."
"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind
"He's a Clark Kent type, but he has no alternative identity."
"Would you like to come back to my place and face some uncomfortable truths?"
"This machine measures my stress levels. If at any point this red light comes on the date is over."
"We'll be catering the school dance!"
"Jing, I have girl friends...not girlfriends. Getting rid of that small little space isn't easy."