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Cook Book for Guys.
A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".
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'Always the usher, never the bride.'
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Great, first the marriage turns sour, now the milk.
Poor clothing choices when you live alone
Being footloose and fancy-free wasn't much fun.
Men Behaving Acceptably.
"Carl! Carl! He's telling the truth! He's married. The single guy lives next door."
"Are you following us?"
"They say there's more people sharing the experience of living alone."
'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'
"Look at it this way...you're a single man again! All the cute little chicas better watch out!"
'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'
What if I'm one of the sad losers they aim these ads at?!
Why hasn't she text me to say she's late? She's stood you up. No, maybe it's okay, maybe she's had an accident...
I lose more girlfriends that way...
'It's shameful how Org throws himself at every woman he sees.'
Bill only wrote about what he knew. Unfortunately, Bill knew very little.
'Guess how many calories I just burned?'
'Now you're out of order!!'
'Eno loves provoking ACLU attorneys.'
Didn't your mom teach you...