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Stan Mack's Real Life funnies: Asparagus Beach, Amagansett, NY
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, seashores, beach scene, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach scene, beach scenes, long island, conversation, conversations, chatting up, chat up, flirt, flirtation, upper class, upper classes, pretentious, pretentiously, single, singles, singles mixer, single scene, single scenes, singles market, singles markets
'Got to rush... It's my sell-by date!'
"You're healthy enough for sexual activity but not attractive enough."
Tags:sex appeal, sex appeals, attractive, attractiveness, physical, physicals, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, sexual health, sexual clinic, sex clinic, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, date, dates, singles market, singles markets
"You heard of Jack Frost? Meet Jill."
Tags:jack frost, jack and jill, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, nursery story, nursery stories, cold, coldness, singles market, singles markets, singles bar, singles bars, date, dates, love life, love-life, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairytales, fairy story, fairy stories
'Actually, that means English as a second language...the elephant singles bar is across the street!'
Dorothy and the singles bar
"I swear, the only decent men around here are either married...or gay...or they're one of my ex-husbands!"
"I think I was a little ambitious asking for a Brad Pitt look alike, now I'm just looking for 'male, with a heartbeat'."
Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.
Tags:cassette, cassettes, romances, romantics, out of touch, out-of-touch, music tape, music tapes, romantic gesture, romantic gestures, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, dating scene, singles scene, singles market, old fashioned, old-fashioned, technological advances, technological advancements, romance, romantic, 1990's, 90's, music, tape
'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'
'Some say I shouldn't be so picky, which is why I'm not going to stop seeing you for ending a sentence with a preposition.'
'Enough about me- let's talk about my mom!'
"Hey, have you ever noticed that the letters in your phone number say 'hit-the-road'?"
Tags:rejection, rejections, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, dump, dumps, dumped, dumping, brush off, brush offs, brush-off, brush-offs, rejected, flirting, pick-up, pick up, chat-up, chat ups, chatup, chatups, pickup, pickups, line, lines, singles market, singles bar, false, fake, phone number, phone numbers, number, numbers
"No long-playing records allowed."
"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"
Tags:dating advice, dating tip, dating tips, love life, love-life, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, mr right, mr. right, leftover, leftovers, left-over, left-overs, singles market, singles markets, spinster, spinsters, bachelor, bachelors, true love, mr. perfect, mr perfect
Tags:mate, mates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, shop, shops, shopping, supermarket, supermarkets, mart, marts, market, markets, date, dates, love life, love-life, consumer, consumers, consumerism, shopping cart, shopping carts, shopping trolley, shopping trolleys, relationship, relationships, singles market
Desperate Easter Chicks
'I don't think I like your tone of voice.'
'Why does she torment me?'
'By the way, the 'Hope Credit' is a $1,500 credit for families sending a child to college, not for single people trying to flee from their ruts.'
'She turned a corner and now she's backing out of a one-way street doing 90 miles an hour.'
'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'
'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'
'The mature woman knows exactly how to attract a man. . . eensy beansy cell phones. . .the mature woman doesn't necessarily want the man when he gets here. . .'
'Id like a face that says I'm available without looking too desperate.'