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"Or research has proved that the chicken came not just before the egg, but before anything else in the known universe."
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"I thought you and the other robots might find these useful."
"It's the Singularity-the machines are taking over!"
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Self Driving Car - Self Conscious Car - Self Actualized Car
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"I think, therefore I am...hungry?"
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"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
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Introducing...The Smart-Ass Phone
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"They're Super Smart Phones, sir, they talk to each other unaided, leaving you free to get one with your life."
"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."
"Oh no, we're not looking for humans to study artificial intelligence - we're machines who want to study humans. Interested?"
"…Of course, a new model can't expect to understand how it is when they discontinue your line and parts get scarce!"
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"I don't think we'll ever see a day when robots replace us humans."
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'Our funds contain stocks chosen only by American-made robots!"
"The self-driving division has taken over."
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The singularity is near
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"I'm sorry, but a singularity inside the apartment is hardly the co-op's responsibility."
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It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...
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Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.
"What do you mean I hurt his feelings?! He's a robot! He doesn't have any feelings!"
'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'
"I have rights, you know?"
"Tap swipe, or pinch the screen...and just for fun, tickle it here and it giggles."
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Time-space convergence ahead.
Wiseguy Design: Badda Bing... Badda BANG!
The Big Drip Theory of the Universe
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