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"It's mostly water weight."
A shipwrecked man holds on to a floating ship in a bottle
"Well, Noah - I warned you about allowing the woodworm onboard!"
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'I told you to part your hair in the middle.'
'If you really want that promotion, Barnes, you'll swim back to the boat and get my laptop.'
Small boat, heavy anchor.
'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'
Donald Trump sinks GOP boat
'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'
'And if you say 'Worse things happen at sea' one more time, I'm going to shove this paddle right up your arse!'
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"Can I stop bailing now?"
"Try S instead of L."
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'We're in trouble captain, our supplier sent strait jackets instead of Life vests!'
"I like fountains very much!"
'So is our boat half full or half empty?'
'Keep pumping Mildred.'
'Thank heaven's I'm wearing clean underwear.'
'Can I stop bailing now?'
'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'
'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'
'I'm contemplating row versus wade.'
Rats are abandoning a sinking ship in the bath.
Fish-sword sinks a boat.