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"It's mostly water weight."
'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'
An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.
"Captain, we've taken on strippers."
"Thank God for the elephant."
"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"
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"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."
Tags:gender stereotype, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, spouse, spouses, nag, nags, nagging, careless, carelessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, husband, husbands, man, men, put away, puts away, putting away, knife, knives, wash, washes, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishwasher, dishwashers, doing dishes, do the dishes, sink, sinks
'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'
'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'
'That's not subsidence. That's land rising up on either side.'
'It's $50 for fixing the sink, and $300 for babysitting your husband.'
'And it's here, where we feel the bulk of our liquid assets are going.'
Meanwhile, back on the Ark... 'OK, who brought the woodpeckers?!'
How not to dock a houseboat.
A pelican with a pipe leading from his large bill to his stomach.
'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'
'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'
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'Quit giving it gas...you're going to flood this thing.'
"Have you been putting on weight?"
"People, I think we need to work together on this."
Tags:quicksand, humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, work together, working together, teamwork, sink or swim, sink, sinks, sinking, team, teams, team manager, team managers, synergy, help, lifeline, lifelines, life line, life lines, manager, managers, management, direction, pull together, pulling together, fragment, fragmenting, fragmentation, life coach, life coaches