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"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."
Tags:heaven, gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, the pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, judgement, judgements, judgement days, dying, afterlife, the afterlife, after life, the after life, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemers, blaspheme, blaspheming, let off, let-off, lucky escape, lucky escapes
The Devil's Workshop
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishment, punishments, sinner, sinners, demon, demons, bottled water, water bottle, water bottles, water, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, profiteer, profiteering, take advantage, taking advantage, consumerism, consumer, consumers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, basic commodity, basic commodities, drought, droughts, water shortage, water shortages
'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'
"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."
"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
". . . and now for some superduper funtastic team bonding games."
"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
Tags:appropriate, good, evil, hell, devils, religion, myths, demons, legends, modern life, ethics, morality, philosophy, bad, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, inappropriate, distinguish, distinguishes, distinguishing, conscience, consciences, demon, demonic, legend, certain, certainty, uncertain, uncertainty
"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"
"I hate what we've become."
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"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."
"So much for your attorneys."
"You are a senator or you want to be a senator?"
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, senator, senators, the after life, punishment, punishments, sinner, sinners, congress, member of congress, members of congress, us senate, the us senate, aspiring senator, aspiring senators, corrupt, corruption, politician, politicians, lying politician, lying politicians
'It's all her on your facebook page.'
Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, barrier, barriers, toll, tolls, levy, levies, toll road, toll roads, road, roads, bible, bibles, christianity, christians, christian, sin, sinners, sinning, romans, old testament, old testaments, wages of sin is death, death, dead, drive, driving, drives
"Don't make me come down there!"
Tags:god, heaven, godly, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, parent, parents, parenting, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, earth, humans, humanity, war, wars, warring, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, sinful, father, fathers, dad, dads
Tags:erinyes, fury, furies, three furies, greek myth, greek, greeks, greek mythology, modern update, modern updates, irony, ironic, sarcasm, sarcastic, passive-aggressive, passive-aggression, modern life, modern times, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, vengeance, punishment, punishments, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, bad attitude, bad attitudes, attitude problem, attitude problems
Bribing St. Peter
Tags:pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, bribe, bribes, bribery, cant take it with you, can't take it with you, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, hopeless, sinner, sinners, punishment, punishments, corrupt, corruption, white collar crime
"And I believe you know Demon Rum."
Tags:demon rum, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholics, drink, drinks, drinking, metaphor, prohibition, prohibition era, religion, religious, religious imagery, demon, demons, devil, devils, the devil, satan, satanic, hell, hellish, vice, vices, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party
"It appeals to pride, greed, lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice."
"And lastly, for all eternity, French, blue cheese, or ranch?"
The Seven Deadly Sins: Envy, envy, envy, envy, envy, envy and envy.
"A bit prickly, perhaps, but he's not nearly as frightening as I had imagined."
"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."
"You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you . . ."
Tags:religion, religious, death, life after death, after death, hell, dead, soul, souls, sinner, sinners, devil, devils, lucifer, satan, demon, demons, entrance to hell, hell's entrance, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, entrance, entrance, line, lines, lineup, lineups, queue, queues, lining up, lining, queuing, waiting, new arrival, new arrivals, you, bouncer, bouncers, doorman, doormen, security
"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, law, laws, rule, rules, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, broke, broken, breaking, more, replace, replacement, replacements, replacing, christianity, judaism