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"'Coulda, woulda, shoulda'... yeah, we get a lot of that."
"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."
Tags:heaven, gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, the pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, sins, judgement, judgements, judgement days, dying, afterlife, the afterlife, after life, the after life, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemers, blaspheme, blaspheming, let off, let-off, lucky escape, lucky escapes
"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."
"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."
Tags:sin tax, sin taxes, tax, taxes, taxation, taxing, tax law, tax laws, sins, devil, devils, vice, vices, demon, demons, congressmen, congressman, political lobby, political lobbies, political lobbyist, political lobbyists, lobbyist, lobbyists, hades, politician, politicians, congress, house of representatives
'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'
"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."
". . . and now for some superduper funtastic team bonding games."
"So much for your attorneys."
"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."
"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."
'It's all her on your facebook page.'
Seven deadly sins shopping plaza
"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."
Tags:religion, religious, church, churches, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, sermon, sermons, parish, congregation, congregations, parishioner, parishioners, church-goer, church-goers, sick, sickness, ill, illness, disease, diseases, death, dying, church fund, church funds, donation, donations, offering, offerings, money, punishments, blessing, blessings, money-hungry, greedy, greed, sins, grotesque
"Don't make me come down there!"
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"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."
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Tags:erinyes, fury, furies, three furies, greek myth, greek, greeks, greek mythology, modern update, modern updates, irony, ironic, sarcasm, sarcastic, passive-aggressive, passive-aggression, modern life, modern times, sins, sinning, vengeance, punishments, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, bad attitude, bad attitudes, attitude problem, attitude problems
"And I believe you know Demon Rum."
Tags:demon rum, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholics, drink, drinks, drinking, metaphor, prohibition, prohibition era, religion, religious, religious imagery, demon, demons, devil, devils, the devil, satan, satanic, hell, hellish, vice, vices, sins, sinning, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party
"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
Tags:devil, devils, demon, demons, satan, satanic, deal with the devil, dealing with the devil, sins, meeting, meetings, human resources, hr, h r, media, big business, business, corporate, political, politics, politically, politically charged, appearances, realities, reality, metaphor, metaphors, executive, executives, management, managers, big business, corporations, corrupt, corruption, corrupted, evil, evilly, evils, money, wealth, wealthy, positive image, public relations, pr, p r, pr management, spin, spin doctor, rhetoric, fake, phony, phonies, lies, fake news, critique, critical, critic
"It appeals to pride, greed, lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice."
"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."
Regular Confession and Express Booth.
"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
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'When I type in your name plus sin, sir, there are over twenty million results.'
"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"
Tags:habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits, sins, vice, vices, morality, ethics, ethical, penance, forgiveness, hail mary, priest, priests, minister, ministers, religion, repentance, repent, mortal sin, mortal sins, religion, catholicism, christianity, church, churches, places of worship, place of worship, level of offense, guilt, conscience