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To make office visits more fun, Dr. Slorm liked to deliver his diagnosis by playing charades.
'Do you have something for my sinuses? I don't want my ring to rust.'
Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity
'Don't ever try this yourself. It's very easy to put it down the wrong way.'
Cure for brainwashing & sinus infection.
"We hate being stuck indoors because of seasonal allergies, so it's a relief when we can blame it on a dangerous fugitive."
'Nasal sprays are very harmful to your sinuses. From now on I want you to use this tiny plumbers helper.'
Vern takes the cashier's greeting of 'how are you today?' far too literally.
"Got a head cold?"
'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'
'Try the tea. It's herbal. It works wonders when you have a stuffed head.'
My nose is streaming with hayfever today. - '*sniff*' - 'Hayfever is a sign of weakness.' - 'Why do you say that?' - 'You have weak sinuses, therefore you are weak. Duh.'
'I'm not sure about this 'evolution' stuff -- My sinuses feel funny!'
Medicine's Myriad Mysteries - "Cold?", "Muscle strain?"...