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'Oh, it's great. They're always finishing each other's sentences,they wear all the same clothes... course one of them's an idiot.'
"As you probably heard me telling Liz, I'd like to start seeing other twins."
"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
Tags:science kit, science kits, genius, geniuses, child prodigy, child prodigies, sister, sisters, brother, brothers, chemist, chemists, chemistry, chemistry set, chemistry sets, test, tests, experiment, experiments, science experiment, science experiments, poison, poisons, poisoning, toxic, toxic gas, toxic gases, toxic gasses, carbon monoxide, accident, accidents, scold, scolds, scolding, manslaughter, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, mad scientist, mad scientists
"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."
Tags:word play, word-play, play on words, palindrome, mom, moms, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, sis, sister, sisters, palindromes, language, languages, language game, linguistic, linguistics, dinner table, family, families, console, consoling, worry, worried, comfort, comforting, comforts
'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'
"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, sister, sisters, brother, brothers, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, insult, insults, insulting, monster, monsters, monster under the bed, name calling, hurtful, annoying, rude
"This one looks hot. Their big advertiser pulled out."
Tags:tv, tv show, tv shows, tvs, television, televisions, television show, television shows, controversial, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, siblings, sibling, brother, brothers, sister, sisters, advertiser, advertisers, advertising, ad, ads, marketing, commercial, commercials, controversy, scandal, scandals, scandalous
The Witch Sisters Fmaily Picture
'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'
"I'm celebrating her turning older than me."
"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."
Tags:sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, sister, sisters, brother and sister, brothers and sisters, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, blogging, blogger, bloggers, vlogging, vlogger, vloggers, vlog, blog, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrassed, humiliate, humiliating, humiliation, influencer, influencers, online influencer, online influencers, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, tough love
"I hope you kept the box it came in."
'He's bitten me for the last time!'
"I hope you remembered to bring something for the dog."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, baby, babies, new baby, new babies mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, new parent, new parents, fur baby, fur babies, fur child, fur children, sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, sister, sisters, jealousy, jealous, envy, envious, present, presents, gift, gifts, equality
"This family is way too functional."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, brother, brothers, sister, sisters, adolescent, adolescents, teen, teens, teenage, teenager, teenagers, functional, functionality, family, families, punk, punks, rebel, rebels, beatnik, beatniks, hippy, hippies, hipster, hipsters
'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'
'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'
'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'
'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"
Tags:child, childhood, childhoods, kid, kids, pregnancies, expectant mother, expectant mothers, siblings, sibling, younger, brother, brothers, sister, sisters, pregnancy, pregnant, mother, motherhood, litter, progeny, offspring, babies, kittens, misunderstanding, misunderstand, misunderstood, childlike understanding, children's questions, drawing parallels, six babies, sextuplets, family brood, questioning, questions, about life, childlike wonder
Man passes a nun sitting on a park bench reading a magazine entitled "Bride of Christ".
Tags:religion, religious, nun, nuns, sister, sisters, postulant, postulants, habit, habits, woman, women, magazine, magazines, reading, reading a magazine, reading magazines, bride of christ, christianity, christian, christians, niche magazine, niche magazines, bridal magazine, bridal magazines, bride, brides, wedding magazine, wedding magazines
'I'll compromise. I'll admit I'm wrong if you admit I'm right.'
'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'
'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'
Social Network Surprise Party.