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'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'
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God Goes Down Low/Adam Is Too Slow
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'Whoa! Now they want angels and stuff... On the CEILING? None of this was in our original contract!'
'Rock beats scissors.'
God and Adam implement social distancing
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The Creation of Static
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Michelangelo's Parents - 1481
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New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos
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"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."
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"Our mandates almost overlapped."
Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'
'The Creation of Adam' in the age of Covid-19
"I'd like to change my plea."
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"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."
Michaelangelo's Characters Pass the Remote.
Adam with a selfie stick
Evolution or Creation? A Compromise
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'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'
"Oh my god..." "We almost touched hands!"
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Creation of Red Wine
Creation of Wine
'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'
Creation of Adam
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"Your homocysteine chapel levels are right off the charts."