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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'
The Man Who Never Had a Tax Mix-Up, Bungle, or Situation.
Tags:statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, monument, monuments, memorial, memorials, hero, heroes, tax, taxes, mistake, mistakes, mix-up, mix-ups, mixup, mixups, bungle, situation, situations, problem, problems, issue, issues, normal, ordinary, special, honor, honour, bureaucracy, government, governments
Seeing the marriage counselor.
'I'm good or bad depending on the circumstances, the situation, and the people involved.'
Gorilla on Empire State Building tempted by helicopters carrying banana.
Tags:monkey, monkeys, crisis management, situation, situations, crisis, new york, ny, helicopters, banana, giant monkey, giant monkeys, primate, primates, helicopter, bananas, gorilla, gorillas, crisis, crises, feedback loop, feedback loops, think outside the box, thinking outside the box, solution, solutions, idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Tags:situational, situation, situations, skill, skills, self defense, self defence, self-defense, self-defence, karate, karate chop, break wood, breaking wood, jiu jitsu, jitsu, bjj, grapple, grappling, wrestling, wrestle, contact sport, contact sports, sport, sports, physical, physically, specific, specifics, specific skill set, exercise, exercises, party trick, party tricks, play on words, word play, word-play, white belt, black belt, martial art, martial, martial arts
'I love it. It's a win-lose situation.'
Man milks a book.
Captain Jenkins quickly realised that it was a fight or flight situation.
Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.
Tags:reversal, reverse, reversed, invert, inverted, inversion, subvert, subverted, subversion, spoof, parody, parodied, imagery, familiar, stereotype, stereotypes, desert, in the desert, hallucinate, hallucination, sand, sands, lost, stranded, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, suburban, urban, modern world, ecology, ecological, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, backyard, back yard, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, climate, climates, crawl, crawling, situation, situational, situations
'Hi there!... I know, that you know, that you know me from somewhere. But I'm not going to remind you, because I'm enjoying your look of excruciating embarrassment far too much!'
"Perhaps we're overthinking the situation."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, ball, fetching, playing fetch, fetch, meeting, meetings, thinking, overthinking, roundtable, discussion, discussions, discussing, business, office, offices, office life, psychology, situation, situations
"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."
Tags:science fiction, science-fiction, sci-fi, sci fi, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, alien invasion, alien invasions, alien invader, alien invaders, kid, kids, flying saucer, flying saucers, spaceship, spaceships, grace under fire, pressure, high pressure, situation, situations, family life, family-life, working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, working mother, working mothers
'Maybe we better airbrush this credit report before applying for a loan.'
'The youth crime situation needs handling with gloved kids.'
',,, the rules are simple, get a question wrong and we kill you'
'I hate these cliche situations!'
'As our only solution to the unemployment situation, the government will distribute good luck charms to all the unemployed.'
'Oh, I see! So this is what it takes for you to call your mother.'
'What we have here is a hostage situation - There's a thin person inside you screaming to get out.'
'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'
'May I tell him what this is regarding?...'
'This is called detention.. it is not a hostage situation.'