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'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'
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'That storm in Denver It's confirmed, Volleyballs, What's that ,,, Yes, yes, We're certain -- the size of volleyballs,'
Tags:hail, hails, hailing, hailed, storm, storms, stormy, volleyball, volleyballs, volley ball, volley balls, ball, size, sizes, sizing, sized, predict, predicts, predicting, predicted, prediction, predictions, forecast, forecasts, forecasting, forecaster, forecasters, measurement, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
One size fits none.
Tags:one size fits all, one size, wrong size, wrong sizes, homogeneous, homogeneity, same, sameness, philosophy, philosophies, life philosophy, life philosophies, size, sizes, t-shirt, t-shirts, slogan, slogans, similarity, similarities, similar, sizing, vanity size, vanity sizing, fit, fits, fitting, clothing, clothes, teen, teens, teenager, fit in, fits in, fitting in
'It's from our 'One Size Fits None' line.'
"I've dropped two dress sizes since I died."
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Men's wear sizes.
'You're not from around here, are you?'
'I found them at BigSizeShoes.com...'
"...between a medium and a large - I like to call it 'Marge'."
Blow yourself up to poster size.
Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'
"I'm down to my original hat size."
Tags:weight loss, weight, losing weight, obese, obesity, overweight, morbidly obese, fat, bmi, b.m.i., body mass index, diet, dieting, hat, hats, hat size, head size, head circumference, change, changes, seeing change, seeing changes, optimism, optimistic, optimist, fail, failing, failure, incapable, unsuccessful, positive, positivity, hopeful, clothes size, sizes, sizing
As it turns out, danger doesn't come in shapes and sizes... the exceptions being the dodecagon and 3 feet 7 inches.
"From now on, I'd prefer to be called the Venti Dipper."
'Wait! Relax. I had it backward. You actually have a baseball the size of a tumor.'
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Guys who don't get it.
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Denny was getting concerned about the company's recent downsizing.
"Trust me, I'm an experienced tailor. Now your shirt is way too large but in a few weeks it will fit perfectly!"
16 foot great white shark.
'You must have something in my size?'
'I'm sorry, Miller, but we have to let you go. Your relentless 'can-do' optimism is driving us all nuts.' 'I'm bowled over! Thanks for this exciting new opportunity, chief!' 'You're welcome. I'm sure you'll make us all very proud of you.'
Disproportionate objects next 5 miles.
'Damn it, Jefferson! You said you would down-size by attrition!'