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"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"
Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.
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The King Of L.A.
'The broken leg may be new but I'm afraid the stupidity was a pre-existing condition.'
"And will your father know what this is about, sir?"
"You think this is cool? I also don't pay my taxes!"
Tags:skateboard, skateboards, skateboarding, skateboarder, skateboarders, skater, skaters, skating, skater boy, skater boys, cool, being cool, cool kid, cool kids, show off, show-off, showing off, business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, teen, teens, teenager, extreme sport, extreme sports, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, tax avoidance, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax liability, crimes, white collar crime, white collar crimes, tax sheltering
Tags:skateboard, skateboards, skateboarder, skateboarders, skateboarding, skate board, skate boards, skateboard park, skateboard parks, skateboard ramp, skateboard ramps, skater boy, skater boys, museum, museums, art museum, art museums, art gallery, art galleries, modern art, multipurpose, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity
Extreme Court Reporting
"We're going down to the skate park to annoy the kids, are you in?"
'Dude, this is so going to go viral!'
Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men - Kim Hubbardf
"My dad's cool! He said he rode a skateboard when he was my age, and he's gonna show me some neat tricks!"
Tags:skateboard, skateboards, skateboarding, skateboarder, skateboarders, skater, skaters, dad, dads, father, fathers, riding skateboards, riding a skateboard, trick, tricks, ollie, ollies, kickflip, kickflips, too old, getting old, getting older, muscle memory, muscle memories, ageing, aging, aging process, ageing process, new trick, new tricks
'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'
Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...
Tags:pear, pear-shaped, pears, go pear-shaped, going pear-shaped, apple, apples, fruit, relative, play-on words, plays on words, pun, puns, heavy lifting, moving day, moving days, mover, movers, heavy furniture, piano, pianos, stand-up piano, stand-up pianos, skateboard, skateboards, road hazard, road hazards, perspective, perspectives, perspective shift, perspective shifts
"Dr Wilkins woudl ge to any lengths to develop a rapport with his younger patients.."
Worm's Wild Weekend.
"That explains the shape."
Tags:pyramid, pyramids, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, pharaoh, pharaohs, skateboard, skateboarder, skateboarders, skater, skaters, skate park, skate parks, skate jump, skate jumps, pyramid builder, pyramid builders, egyptology, egyptologist, egyptologists, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, tomb, tombs, giza, wonders of the ancient world, architect, architects, valley of the kings
"Nobody takes Tolstoy seriously anymore."
Tags:russia, russian, author, authors, novelist, novel, novels, classic, classics, tolstoy, leo tolstoy, war and peace, literature, skateboard, skateboards, skateboarding, board, boarding, skateboarder, modern, modernised, modernisation, serious, seriously, taken seriously, ignore, ignored, irrelevant, bore, bored, boredom, fun, old, too old
"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."
'She's still a little annoyed with you for breaking her skateboard!'
The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.
A pirate ship skate park
'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'
'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'
For five years before they added wheels, boarding was the coolest sport around.