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While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.
'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.
"It's a great country–just don't get sick."
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'Ah... ok... I think I've found the source of the production slump.'
"I guess this explains why everybody has had to buy their own Christmas presents since we were kids."
"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"
'Just as I thought. You have bones.'
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'We believe it's one of the oldest fossils ever found.'
Tags:archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, fossil, fossils, fossilised, fossilisation, rolling stones, tour, tours, touring, toured, skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, discover, discovers, discovery, discoveries, discovered, discovering, find, finds, finding, found, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:desert, deserts, stranded, lost, lost in the desert, abandon, abandoned, sunbathing, sunbather, sunbathers, dead, died, skeleton, skeletons, skull, skulls, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, shade, shaded, unexpected, surprise, pointless, pointlessness, useless, uselessness
Before and After Holiday Diet
"Please, I need time to decompose myself."
"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
Tags:bedtime, bedtimes, bed, beds, kid, kids, child, children, putting the kids to bed, putting the children to bed, night, nighttime, dark, scary, scared, afraid, fearful, anxious, nervous, monster, monsters, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, son, sons, skull, skulls, bones, bones, skeleton, skeletons, dead, creepy, corner, corners, eerie, frightening, disturbing, weird
A skeleton sits up in bed.
Tags:skeleton, skeletons, horror, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scary, halloween, wake up, wakes up, waking up, wake, wakes, waking, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, married couple, married couples, couple, couples
Hamlet sees Yorick's skeleton behind him.
'Could you maybe fax a copy of this to my radiologist?'
"You've changed, Howie."
Tags:skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, neglect, negligence, negligent, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, abandoned, forsaken, abandonment, forsake
'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'
Fishing from a Fish
When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!
Dog sniffs skeleton.
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"Looks like we can't expect to find much in that direction."
A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.
'Well, there don't seem to be any broken bones, ,,, Ha I've always wanted to say that,'
Tags:anatomy, anatomist, anatomists, snail, snails, slug, slugs, skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, broken bone, broken bones, biology, biologist, biologists, football, footballer, footballers, american football, physiotherapy, physiotherapist, physiotherapists, medic, medics, injuries, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The origin of the Hula Hoop.
Tags:cave, caves, caveman, cavemen, hula hoop, hula hoops, bone, bones, skeleton, skeletons, origin, origins, beginning, beginnings, game, games, create, creates, creation, creations, creating, play, plays, playing, player, players, hoop, hoops, hooping, swivel, swivels, swivelling, rotate, close to home