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Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.
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R.I.P. I'd rather be skiing.
Bad moments in skiing.
'You're new here, aren't you.'
'Yep I'd say your skis are overdue for a wax.'
'When Dad was our age, he had to ski uphill.'
Todays feisty seniors
'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'
'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'
'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'
'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'
Ski slope jousting.
'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'
High speed ski lift.
'Wanna buy a t-shirt?'
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'Calm down. Maybe you tore ligaments and maybe you didn't... does it hurt when I bend your leg like this?'
A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.
'Here it comes.'
'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'
Speedy ski lift.
'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'
'Look at this mess. Nothing but legs, antennae and body segments. ... That's why I hate weekends at the slopes, Ernie.'
Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.
'I warned you not to ski so close to that snow gun!'