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'Yep I'd say your skis are overdue for a wax.'
"No, I'm not interested in a free ski weekend. Please take me off your call list."
"Now let's try fastening the other boot."
"Dad did say he'd do anything to get out of going to Mom's parents this vacation."
"We'll start with the easy stuff first."
"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."
Zen and the Art of Skiing
"Do you feel a draft in here?"
"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"
"Riding in a ski lift? Me??? Are you crazy?! I'm not suicidal! I construct these things!"
"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."
The Lost Ski Boots
Skiing Holidays and Sales Chart.
'And what first attracted you to skiing, Miss Vogel?'
Skier flying past mountains
"I'm on a skiing trip with a group of psychiatrists, I've never seen so many Freudians slip!"
'He doesn't look much like a ski-instructor!'
Skier leaves his skis behind.
'There's our lodge, but how do we get down there?'