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'Thanks, but my homework is a little beyond your skill set, Mom.'
"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"
"You should be aware that we already have a strong in-house candidate."
Tags:candidate, candidates, job candidate, interview, interviews, interviewing, subservient, subservience, kiss butt, kisses butt, kissing butt, suckup, suckups, sucking up, suck up, sucks up, qualification, qualifications, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, job interview, job interviews, lost cause, lost causes, hopeless, hopelessness
'My particular skill set is mismanaging risk. There seems to be a plethora of people with that skill set.'
'Among my many talents, not shown on my resume, is that I can say 'multivarient transformative interactive analytical heterogenacity in management leadership' three times fast.'
'My nephew needed a job, and this is his only skill.'
"Lately, I've been thinking about becoming really good at something."
Tags:talent, talents, talented, new hobby, new hobbies, new pastime, new pastimes, interest, interests, skill, skills, skill set, skill sets, skill-set, skill-sets, incompetent, incompetence, motivation, motivations, career path, career paths, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes, training, new job, new jobs, skill set, skill-set, apathy
"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"
Tags:thinking on your feet, quick witted, leadership skill, leadership skills, leader, leaders, resume, resumes, cv, cvs, skills, skill set, skill-set, skill-sets, skill sets, businesswomen, businesswoman, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving
"I see by your resume that you're a friend of mine."
Tags:resume, resumes, businessmen, businessman, favouritism, favoritism, nepotism, nepotist, nepotists, corporate culture, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, hr, human resources, cv, cvs, skill set, skill-set, qualification, qualifications, unfair advantage, old boys' network, old boys network
"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."
"I've been sent home with unemployable-like symptoms."
Tags:symptom, symptoms, unemployed, unemployable, sick day, sick days, ill day, ill days, sick leave, sick leaves, cv, cvs, resume, resumes, hr, human resources, personnel, job skill, job skills, skill set, skill sets, employment skill, employment skills, symptom, symptoms, worker, workers, laid off, lay-off, lay off, layoff, layoffs, laid-off, redundancy, redundancies, job seeker, job seekers, job hunter, job hunters, job hunting, jobless, joblessness
"I've had a lot of free time this year."
Tags:yoga, yoga mat, yoga mats, practice, practices, practicing, practise, practises, practising, free time, unemployed, unemployment, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, fire, fired, retire, retired, retiring, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, yoga position, yoga positions, job loss, job losses, flexible, flexibility
"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."
"What quality do you have, that will make us hire you as our new telephone support employee?"
"What personal qualification do you think you have that will make us hire you?"
Will dick around on the internet all day for food.
Tags:dick around, dicks around, dicking around, skive, skives, skiving, screw around, screws around, screwing around, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, white collar worker, white collar workers, office drone, office drones, office job, office jobs, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, qualification, qualifications, provide a service, providing a service, middle class, middle classes, web browsing, web browser, web browsers, internet usage
"My last job was as a mine interpreter...I would go to a park and describe what the mime was trying to convey."
Tags:office, personnel office, mime, mimes, interpreters, mime artist, mime artists, mime performer, mime performers, interpreter, silly job, low skilled, no skills, competency, incompetent, made up, cv, starting job, first job, selling yourself, describe, young man, applicant, last job, work experience, skill set, skill-set
"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."
Tags:career, careers, pole dancer, pole dancers, pole dancing, exotic dancer, exotic dancers, exotic dancing, dance club, dance clubs, career path, career paths, backup career, backup plan, backup plans, backup careers, back-up career, back-up careers, skill set, cv, cvs, resume, resumes, back-up plan, back-up plans, fall back on, boss, bosses, job security, job insecurity, worker, workers, office worker, office workers, office job, office jobs
"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."
Tags:banking appointment, banking appointments, bank, banks, bank appointment, bank appointments, hr, human resources, personnel, job interview, job interviews, skill set, skill-set, job candidate, job candidates, applicant, applicants, psychopathic tendencies, greed, greedy, greediness, scruples, dream job, dream jobs
"Average sales figures, average customer satisfaction, average punctuality. Mediocrity is certainly one of your major strengths, Jenkins."
"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."
We achieve more if we pull together!
"...like so many, I started out in the mail room, but soon discovered my real talent was in networking..."
Tags:networker, networking, networker, network, networks, business network, business networks, mail rooms, corporate ladder, business ladder, promotion, promotions, hive, hives, bees, skill set, skill sets, contacts, mail room, public speaker, business contacts, connect, professional contacts, social contacts, bee
"What do you have to offer if I decide to host you in my gastrointestinal tract?"
Tags:dog, dogs, pets, pest, pests, parasites, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, skill set, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, worming pill, worming tablet, worming tablets, pet, canine, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, worm, worms, parasite, intestinal tract, intestines, interview, job, job interview