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"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
Tags:discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacy
"O.K., laugh, but this is going to be my ticket out of here."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, dog tricks, juggling, juggler, jugglers, trick, tricks, talent, talents, talented, skill, skills, skilled
"I think you'll find I'm hard working, tech-savvy, and should the need arise, willing to wear a wire."
Tags:hiring, hire, hires, new hires, recruitment, interview, interviews, performance review, performance reviews, job interview, job interviews, selling yourself, hard worker, hard workers, hard working, tech-savvy, skills, skilled, competency, competent, snitch, snitches, wear a wire, wearing a wire
The Swat Team of 15-L
Tags:parenting, parent, parents, family, nuclear family, swat, swat team, apartment life, apartment, apartment living, parenthood, family unit, terrible, terrible traits, trait, unattractive, unattractive traits, personality, personalities, skill, skills, skilled, special set of skills, team, teams, individual, individuals, unique, unique, talent, talents, talented, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, parodied, special ops, covert ops
'Whoa! OK, it's not your inability to judge a fly ball...'
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
Tags:television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, woman, women, reality, reality television, channel, channels, network, networks, reality tv, camera, cameras, live, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, getting drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, talent, talents, talented, skilled, skill, skills, skilful, entertainment, fame, famous, reality star, reality stars, modern life
A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.
Tags:suggestion, suggestions, suggestion box, suggestion boxes, hookup, hookups, hooking up, hook-up, hook-ups, one night stand, one night stands, bad in bed, comment, comments, constructive criticism, constructive criticisms, criticism, criticisms, critique, critiques, comment card, comment cards, anonymous tip, anonymous tips, anonymous suggestion, anonymous suggestions, post-coitus, postcoital, post-coital, coitus, skill, skills, skilled
"Look, I don't like feeling sorry for myself, but I think if you want something done right you have to do it yourself."
Blowing your nose musically.
"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."
Tags:omelette, omelettes, omelet, omelets, magician, magicians, magic, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, short order cook, short order cooks, egg, eggs, breakfast, breakfasts, appreciation, underappreciated, skill, skills, skilled, illusionist, illusionists, hard to cook, difficult, difficulty, unappreciated, underrated
'Institute for the study of innovative ways to get government grants'
"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, narrative skills, storyteller, storytellers, narrator, narrators, narration, liar, liars, lying, bending the truth, telling stories, dishonest, dishonesty, unbelievable, untruthful, talented, skilled, bad sign, red flag, suspicious, questionable
'I can't read but I have excellent tv viewing skills.'
'Always give a grave prognosis, my boy!...'
Experts in their field.
"If I were beached, could I do this?"
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, eagle, eagles, legal, paralegal, paralegals, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, law, intelligent, keen, skilled, talented, legal eagle, legal eagles, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
"Wow, you're right—this is hard."
'It's important in management to have that 'get someone else to do it' spirit.'
“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”
Tags:cement shoes, cement, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafia boss, russian mafia, italian mafia, drown, drowning, talent, talents, talented, optimism, optimist, skills, learning, learn, skilled, skill, water, underwater, borrow, borrowing, debt, debts, money, poverty, poor, sideshow, hidden talent, hidden talents, know your skills, know yourself, sideshows, sideshow attraction, employ, employee, employment, unemployment, hidden skill, hidden skills
"For my first tattoo I've found a really cheap artist."
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattooist, tattooists, tattoo artist, tattoo artists, inability, lack of ability, unable, artist, artists, bad art, bad artist, bad artists, unskilled, skilled, economical, cheap, inexpensive, bargain, bargains, bargain basement, low price, low cost, first tattoo, first tattoos, new, newbie, newbies, cost saving, cost-saving, cost-saving measure, cost-saving measures, cost saving measures, cost saving measure
'So you became an architect! And I can remember when you couldn't draw a straight line!'
"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."
Tags:brain, brains, right, left, side, sides, rational, art, art, funky, communication, skill, skills, skilled, communicate, human brain, human brains, psychology, psychological, communication, communicate, communicates, communicating, right side of the brain, left side of the brain, myth, myths, hemisphere, hemispheres, neurology, neurologist, neurologists
"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, anthropomorphic, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, dog ate my homework, homework, shred, paper, papers, paperwork, eating, shredding, document, documents, brag, bragging, jealous, jealousy, promotion, promotions, promoted, moving up, business, skill, skills, skilled, talented, talent, talents, good performance, office, offices, office life
"After 20 years of schooling, you're skilled at just one thing, taking tests"