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Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.
'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'
'Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.'
Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.
'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'
'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'
'Any more change orders from you, and you'll get to declare me as a dependent on your income taxes.'
'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'
'Slight plumbing problem?'
'I told you I didn't want indoor plumbing, but no! You just had to keep up with the Jones. Call the plumber. The pipes are frozen again.'
'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'
Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.
'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'
Tomb of the Unknown Mason.
'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'
'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'
'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'
Early Power Saws
'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'
'I couldn't fix your electric door bell, so I just replaced it.'
'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'
'Al's Plumbing now offering Faucets for 50 off, 7 CDs and No Minimum Passbook Savings.'
A toilet is embarrassed by a plumber's butt crack.
A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.