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"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."
Tags:cosmetic, cosmetics, make up, make-up, lab coat, lab coats, drug store, drug stores, department store, department stores, makeup, false pretences, false pretence, cosmetologist, cosmetologists, cosmetology, laboratory, laboratories, consumerism, consumer, consumers, hair and beauty, false pretenses, false pretense, marketing, sales tactic, sales tactics, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, beauty product, beauty products, deceive, deceptive, skincare, skin care, skin-care
Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist
"It was built from a scratch."
Tags:dermatology, dermatologist, dermatologists, skin care, skin-care, skin condition, skin conditions, itch, itches, cream, creams, skin cream, skin creams, itching, scratch, scratches, rash, rashes, beauty cream, beauty creams, skin product, skin products, businesses, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, self-made man, self-made men, businessmen, businessman, built from scratch, idiom, idioms, phrase, phrases, expression, expressions
'It's a pimple alright. And it looks like it's ready to pop.'
'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'
Tags:mom, mum, mother, daughter, family, store, grocery store, wrinkles, wrinkle, wrinkle remover, age, skin, dermatology, dryer, clothes dryer, drying machine, washer/dryer, child, children, housewife, dermatologists, dermatology, skincares, skincare, skin-care, skin care, antiaging cream, anti-aging cream, antiageing cream, antiageing creams, anti-ageing cream, anti-ageing creams, vain, vanity
"Are you getting crow's feet?"
Tags:crows feet, wrinkle, wrinkles, kid, kids, laughter lines, ageing, aging, skin care, skincare, skin-care, kid, kids, child, childhood, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, skin condition, skin conditions, beauty product, beauty products, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements
"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"
"We used to get money from the Tooth Fairy. How come there isn't a Zit Fairy?"
"You end up with the face you can afford."
'You weren't supposed to open it before you paid for it.'
'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'
The last ever picture of Gary, minutes before he squeezed his spot.
'Sure, you get wrinkles...but your eyesight goes, so you can't actually see 'em!'
When people compliment Mary on her skin, she hesitates to tell them her beauty secret.
'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.'
'Still having problems finding the herbal cream?'
'It appears you have dry scalp.'
"It looks like your son has problem skin."
"I'm way too old for this...."
"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"
Tags:sunscreen, skin care, skincare, skin-care, sunscreens, sun screen, sun screens, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams, ice lolly, ice lollies, melting, sun lotion, sun lotions, melt, melts, melting point, factor 50, frozen desert, frozen deserts, sun protection, dermatologist, dermatologists, dermatology
"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"
"Oh she's in the garden...getting leathered."
Tags:uva, uva rays, sunshine, sunbathers, sunbathing, sunbath, dermatologist, dermatologists, dermatology, leathery skin, skincare, skin-care, sun worshipper, sun worshippers, sun worshiper, sun worshipers, sun worshiping, summertime, tan, tans, tanning, sunburn, sunburns, sunburned, sun-burn, sun burn, sun burned
"Oh, great! A big date tonight, and I break out in poppy seeds!"