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"I was just a kid when I got this one."
Cheap tattoo removal.
'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'
'Would you like to see the rest of my art collection?'
Mission: Tattoo Reading Today.
'The procedure is not covered by insurance. A drug company has agreed to subsidize the cost if you agree to have their logo and a small ad tattooed on your arm.'
"What's good for post-tattoo depression?"
'Do you want it to read, 'One Day' or 'Someday I'll Regret This Tattoo'?'
'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'
'You and your aversion to needles!'
'It's called a monogram, not a shirt tattoo.'
Tattooed man receives notice that he's low on ink.
'Decisions, decisions. I don't know if I should go to university or have a tattoo and my nipples pierced.'
Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'
"What do you think? He was asking £250 for the dragon tattoo, but I beat him down to £50."
"Let's face it, you've reached peak tattoo."
"Nice farmer tattoo."
"I'm not looking for someone like her...just someone with the same name."
"What portrait of my mum? That's a birthmark you idiot!"
Old lady gets leaves tattooed onto her varicose veins.
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