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"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."
'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
A woman with a green face mask sits next to an alien
Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."
"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."
'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'
"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."
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Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist
'I promise you it's only dandruff.' - 'I know cocaine when I see it.'
'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'
"It' not a turn signal. It's a nasty pimple."
"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."
'You need to do something about your dry skin.'
"I don't want to get sunburns, you know. You should also wear sunscreen."
"It was built from a scratch."
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"It's the only foolproof guarantee against sun damaged skin!"
'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'
Pick Your Own Zits.
"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"
Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .
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"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"
Flower growing out of a face mask
Newton discovers puberty
"I used to be full of it, too, when I was your age..."
'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'