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"What a nightmare. I dreamt that gradually, imperceptibly, and inexorably the natural reservoirs of moisture in my skin were drying up."
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'Scratch yourself a couple of times and call me in the morning.'
Dr Harris Dermatologist: 'Rash Decisions Made Here Daily.'
'At least he's making an effort to match the curtains.'
'Don't think 'blotchy'. Think variegated skin, like a beautiful plant.'
"Is that like having really bad skin or something?"
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"Thank you, but I don't know if a dermatologist can help you make the cheerleading squad."
"Well, the tests definitely show your skin is too dry: Frankly, you're not slimy enough..."
'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'
Acne, the scourge of the 17-year locust
'I'm worried: He doesn't have any warts...'
"This zit is growing way out of control!"
'I wish you would have come to see me sooner..'
'That's a mixed bunch of poison ivy and deadly nightshade. Any message?'
'Since I had it done, no one's noticed my acne!'
'You look great! Had a makeover? Or did you just shed your skin?'
Dept of Parasitology: 'Would you like to come upstairs and see my itchings?'
'Alice, are you trying to tell me something?'
"Oh, great! A big date tonight, and I break out in poppy seeds!"
City Dermatology...Weekly special, Rash Judgements 50% off!
"I'm not a snowflake Martha, I'm just having an eczema flare up."