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'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'
"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"
"There you go, fixed."
Eight ways to skin a cat.
'Well its the wife's birthday she wants a mink coat. . . all she has to do is get it off him!'
'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'
African Python bag.
'I have a daughter in handbags and a son in luggage.'
'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'
An angry gang of Raccoons have finally found the person with their former tail and butt fur.
Tattoos removed by flaying.
'Hank,I told you never try to skin a bear until you know he's dead.'