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Too Skinny, Too Fat
"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."
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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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'You must be skinnier than this to eat at buffet bar.'
"Go ahead. I'm trying to watch my boyish figure."
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'That's our most effective weight-loss patch.'
Fat Woman with Thin Shadow.
'It's called hipposuction.'
Potato in the Fun House sees himself as a Chip.
"OK, we need the body double for the eating scene."
At The Skinny Customer Restaurant
'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'
"Give me your metabolism! Now!"
Soda machine next to a skinny diet soda machine.
'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'
Healthy Chocolate Co.
'That does it. I've got to lose some weight!'
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"It might be time to start training your legs!"
'I figured it out. It's not the jeans that make me look fat...it's you.'
'I hate her...'
Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Microwaves - Those tiny ripples in the water caused by a supermodel diving into her swimming pool.
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"YOU'RE being tortured?! An hour ago my dress was a size 2."