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'Your son's poor grades are caused by Attendance deficit disorder. . .'
"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"
Ornithology teacher: 'And if you can't make it to class, at least follow me on Twitter.'
"I miss school...as often as I can."
"You are here, but you should be in class!"
"You do realize that skipping class because the teacher doesn't let you talk whenever you want to simplifies things for every, but you, don't you?"
"I know I should live every day like it's my last, but if I skip class and my mom finds out it will be my last."
'I don't care what your mother's note says, Jenkins, being possessed by Satan is no excuse for missing sports.'
"I brought a note explaining why I showed up today!"
'He took a pass and disappeared?'
'Don't imagine you can get away with everything just because you're the only kid who isn't playing truant!'
Truancy... Sometimes the teacher bears some of the blame...
'To get out of Games you have to bring a note. I always bring a £10 one...'
"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."
"I gave permission for you to Skype my class, not skip it."
"We'll allow Timmy to skip gym if he helps update all our computers. We thought it would be best to let him utilize his true skills."