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"This year we're skipping the Christmas letter and going for a barrage of robocalls."
Tags:christmas, xmas, christmas holiday, holiday, holidays, seasonal holiday, seasonal holidays, xmas holidays, xmas vacation, xmas letter, xmas letters, christmas vacation, christmas vacations, christmas letter, christmas letters, skip, skipping, skipped, skips, barrage, barrages, bombardment, bombardments, bombarding, bombards, bombarded, robocall, robocalls, robocalling, robocalled, recorded message, pre-recorded message, pre-recorded messages, computerised voice, computerized voice, computerised voices, computerized voices, activism, activist, activists, trend, trending, trends, blm, black lives matter, protest, protests, protesting, protester, protesters, social activism, social activist, social activists, mock, mockery, mocking, mocks, mocked, ridicule, ridiculing, ridicules, ridiculed
"Hey, what do you say we just skip Valentine's Day this year?"
Tags:married, marriage, marriages, marriage problems, old age, ageing, old, aging, long-term relationships, valentines, valentine's day, 14th february, skip, skips, skipping, ignore, ignores, ignoring, lazy, uninterested, indolent, unbothered, unromantic, take for granted, taking for granted, comfortable, lack of effort, retiree, retirees, retired, pensioner, pensioners
"Mind if we play through?"
Tags:play through, plays through, playing through, golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf course, golf courses, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, faux pas, choice, choices, option, options, cut ahead, cuts ahead, cutting ahead, skip, skips, skipping, wait, waits, waiting, wait your turn, waiting your turn, entitled, entitlement, position of strength, positions of strength, position of power
'Alexnadru I think you have taken this metal theft as far as it can go.'
A skip full of fools.
It was time to clear out her handbag.
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, bridleway, bridle path, riding class, riding classes, riding school, riding schools, riding instructor, riding instructors, skipping rope, skipping ropes, skipping, skip, skips, hobby, thelwell
"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"
Tags:skip, skips, skipping, line, lines, queue, queues, queuing, line up, lines up, lining up, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, heaven, enter, enters, entering, kingdom of heaven, entitled, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, judgement day, judgment day, skip ahead, skips ahead, skipping ahead, cheat, cheats, cheaters, cheater
The dumpster code - find something, leave something.
Tags:dumpster, dumpsters, dumpster diver, dumpster divers, code, codes, skip, skips, reciprocate, reciprocates, reciprocity, gift economy, gift economies, trash, trash can, trash cans, sort, sorts, sorting, sort through, sorts through, sorting through, skip diving, skip diver, skip divers, totting, salvage
'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'
"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."
Tags:dvr, dvrs, dvr use, digital video recorder, digital video recorders, timeshifting, time shifting, time shift, time shifts, timeshift, timeshifts, sue, sues, lawsuit, lawsuits, frivolous lawsuit, frivolous lawsuits, free speech, ad revenue, ad revenues, advertising revenue, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, advertising agencies, advertising agency, decline, declines, declining, revenue, revenues, fast forward, fast forwarding, skip, skips, skipping, commercials, commercial
"You the fellow who ordered computer parts in bulk?"
'The place you're all looking for is just a hop, skip and a jump from here.'
Tags:rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, hop, hops, hopping, hopped, hopper, hoppers, skip, skips, skipping, skipped, skipper, skippers, skipping rope, skipping ropes, jump, jumps, jumping, jumper, jumpers, jumped, direct, directs, direction, directions, directed, directing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'...But my stupid parents said no!!'
Tags:baseball, base ball, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, skip, skips, skipping, skipped, plan, plans, planning, planned, pro, pros, professional, professionals, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, annoyance, annoyances, ambition, ambitions, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamed, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Mom, Dad, I've decided to skip my senior year of college and jump directly into chronic unemployment.'
Tags:unemployment, unemployed, college, colleges, skip, skips, skipping, skipped, parent, parents, son, sons, parenting, parenthood, decide, decides, decided, decision, decisions, choice, choices, chose, choose, chosen, senior year, senior years, senior, seniors, leave out, leaves out, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Last lap, Jimmy! Dig deep! Make your move! And please stop running like that!'
Tags:run, runs, running, runner, runners, race, races, racing, racer, racers, move, moves, moving, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassment, prance, prances, prancing, pranced, prancer, prancers, skip, skips, skipping, skipped, cringe, cringes, cringing, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Glenn had a knack for circumventing long lines at the pharmacy.
'I said run to first base, Markovich! Whatever that is you're doing, stop it!'
Tags:baseball, base ball, base, bases, ball, run, runs, running, runner, runners, camp, skip, skips, skipping, skipped, skipper, skippers, sprint, sprinting, sprinter, sprinters, sprints, uncomfortable, do as your told, embarrassing, embarrassed, embarrass, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Bigley, you're over-training!'
'What ever happened to Garth, Keran, Roger, Mumford Glenn, Gordon, Roger, Jerry and Simon?'
'We needed to furnish our new flat, so rather than go to all that expense, we've hired an empty skip for a few days.'
'He always trains until the very last minute.'